ME on a Plate

I decided to respond to both the Weekly Writing Challenge and Daily Prompt for the day all in one as they were quite similar to one another the past two days. So here is my recipe for ME.

This recipe is not for those wishing to have a light and stress-free meal. You must have gumption, balls, willpower, and be able to stand your ground after making it. It will knock you on your a** if you aren’t careful.

Ingredients:

1c Love
1/4c Playful
1/4c Motivation
1/2c Responsibility
1/2c Determination
1/4c Giving Soul
1tbls. Sarcasm (optional)
1pinch Sassiness
2oz. Buckshot
13.1oz. Run-Forest-Run

Cooking Instructions:

Preheat environment to a 75-100 degree day (must have sunshine and a breeze for ideal results). Combine LOVE, MOTIVATION, RESPONSIBILITY, and DETERMINATION. Be sure to mix these ingredients well. Slowly add GIVING SOUL (if too much GIVING SOUL is added at one time, you better make sure there is some giving in return. You do not want GRUMPY SOUL to arise from the mixture). Now add PLAYFUL and SASSINESS. Make sure that the ingredients are mixed well. You may need to add a pinch more SASSINESS as desired for added spice. Then add in all RUN-FOREST-RUN. Stir until the consistency is to your liking.

If you are the adventurous type and want really spicy, then add the SARCASM. This is the only warning you will get and you are adding at your own risk.

Don’t forget to finish off with the BUCKSHOT. Sprinkle on top for added flavor. Cook for a good 2-3 hours until nice and happy.

Serve with wine, beer, or tequila.

Yield: 1

In response to the Weekly Writing Challenge: A Pinch of You

And

In response to the Daily Prompt: You, The Sandwich

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